Like gambling, but for politics.

The Newsmaker Pool is making its return to the internet in 2025. We're currently finishing up the database and putting our Newsmaker Pool Chronicle replacement into place. Get ready!

 

More information will be posted here when it is available.

How it works:

Figure out who’s going to be in the news and get points. Have the most points and win. Win and rub it in your friends’ faces. That’s how it works.

We also run a stock market during elections. Like the UBC stock market, but better, with more swearing.

Compete with people around Canada and the world. Later versions of the Newsmaker Pool will feature new twists to increase contest enjoyment from "substantial" to "life-altering".

what our contestants say about us:

Testimonials

joyce martel
four seasons total landscaping

I enjoy wagering on politics as much as I enjoy a comforting mug filled with cocoa. I'm sorry, I mis-spoke. I meant cocaine.

Steve Vidalgo
cyberdyne systems

There's nothing I enjoy more than taking a bath in liberal tears, AMIRITE, CUCKS?

Drone 10110001001
aka Louie

The Newsmaker Pool was a huge part of my formative years, during which I emerged from a chrysalis and developed rudimentary appendages along my thorax which when rubbed in rapid succession allow me to communicate with members of my hive.

 

Humanity is doomed.

Upcoming events

Bookmark this page, and come back closer to the drop of the election writ for more information about the contest. But consider clicking on the following for additional information: